Hey dudes and dudettes are you playing an official CEVO match this season? That's dope cause if you are present for a match and are on our rotating roster than YOU qualify for a special edition STAY POSI T-Shirt.

In the event of ANY of the following team achievements not only will you be praised, celebrated, and (hit on??) by your teammates but you will also message Stephanie with your address (if you're, you know, comfy with that) and she will send you a dope shirt.

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ACE MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥!!!!
You just went beast mode and took out all 5 members of the opposition.

20 KILLS+
Get 20 frags in a match.

PISTOL WHIP THAT AWPER ♥♥♥♥♥
Headshot kill an awper with pistol in a match.

3/1 KDR
You die, so do 3 others. Think of yourself as the Clint Eastwood (in any western) of STAY POSI.

VETERAN
Make it into EVERY match of the season.

TEAM CHAMP
Your teammates are going to vote at the end of season for most improved player.

EVERYONE'S BUDDY / MOST POSI
Reply to every group forum post + refrain from insulting any player on the opposition for the entire season.

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ALL shirts will be artisan crafted meaning Stephanie herself is producing these things including the screenrinting and design.
Here is a link for the current proof of concept for the front including potential shirt and ink colors: SHIRTS [www.dropbox.com]
If no one likes this design (wow, no taste,bro/sis) don't fret it's the proof of concept. Also, you have 55 shirt colors to choose from. So name it, and you'll get it.

Disclaimer:
In the event you complete an achievement and have the honor of qualifying for a shirt you can be 100% guranteed that your address/personal information will not be used to stalk, spam, identity thieve, or unexpectedly visit you. You will only receive the shirt (and maybe additional surprise goodies in the same box).

Your package will arrive from the business name whiskey&sour design and merch, and will therefore not have to admit to your parents, partner, or roommates that you have an internet friend sending you ♥♥♥♥.

Canadians will not be discriminated against and Stephanie will shell out for primo shipping to make sure of it.

STAY POSI is not size-ist. If you would like to request a specific size you can add that info with your address. The shirts may run slightly small so it is recommended you request 1 size up from you usual to make sure it fits. Oversized t-shirts are always in btw. If you do not want to talk about size your shirt will be defaulted to a men's large.

That is all!

- FITZ