Men i have returned from bludgening the public with dildos in canberra. They know not of what hit them and sometime later sodimised them in their sleep. A dildo-tastic meeting need form, the night of the dildos must eventuate in near future. Be it we instill terror in the eyes of all who gaze upon our superior dildo weilding ripped bodies no more? We must hone our dildo skills and focus on the rimming at hand! Forget those who should of been rimmed and whom were not, rim for tomorrow and that day next. I shall rim for all of my dildos, who will rim with me?

Dildos need assemble, displaying your hand phalace and beating your chest in vigor. We are but the 300 spartans fighting a war against those who seek to oppress the arte of hand slamming ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with stone cold dildos. I have also given our services to the USA and we are due to fly into afghanastain within the week. They plan an all out didlo ambush, it will be the last thing they expect and it is said that the troops will enjoy double team dildo attacks just as much as we like dishing out the deviously horrific blows.

We head to battle at 05:30 hours on the 17th, rise and fight dildo warriors and our rivers shall over flow with willing mouths whom urge to rim!

DILDO'S ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was shown it Great Britain that a man carrying a dildo was instantly thought of as a part of the Monarch and was bowed to, carried around town and given free rimjaws. Might i say we kings among men and show me a dapper chap sporting a hand phalace and i'll gladdly rim him to a lighter shade of pink.

This only prooves the men behind the dildo movement are sweet sweet princes, flying to close to the sun and for that i love you. Princes of the Universe, seeking destruction with a dildo. God Speed!