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Sometimes we required by law to remove our bodies from the premises and are no longer able to input into our keyboard the correct keys to play the game of Counter Strike: Global Offensive so we therefore become away from keyboard (afk). We could be afk for multiple reasons, the main reason, as appointed by our main member (Investigating your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Dad!) who has been afk for multiple weeks, is that we are taking a ♥♥♥♥.

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Rino_ Player Profile

7 October, 2022 - JonoEsports Mike Wakizashi | 1 Comments

Like all good teams, JonoEsports has its quintessential players.

Rino_ is not one of them, here is why:

He leads the clan in K/D, HLTV Rating, Clutch Success, Entry Success, HS% and ADR, AKA EVERYTHING.

Now some of you might think this is a good thing, but it's not, because we're Jonos. This kind of behaviour is in direct contradiction of the team's values, spirit and ethos.

But it's okay because we love him. Rino_ is the kind of nibnob you call in for a clutch 1V3 scenario because you'll know he'll most likely pull through (which kind of makes it less exciting but anyways) and a man who regularly puts the team on his wearisome shoulders.

He's the kind of bloke we look to for inspiration in a dire scenario, when really we should probably be looking at the angles we're supposed to be holding.

Favourite Quote: "oi yellow, what'd you have for breakfast today mate?"

On a more personal note, I'd like to thank Rino_ for the coaching (abuse) and mentorship (audible rage) that he has offered me over the past few years, it's really made me into the well below-average player that I am today.

- Mike "The Barometer" Wakizashi

Michael Wakizashi's Finest Hour

7 October, 2022 - JonoEsports Rino_ | 1 Comments

Michael Wakizashi Finest Hour

JonoEsports is proud to have seen the greatest Jono performance, possibly ever, in a great victory for the team.

Michael A Wakizashi was able achieve the greatest first half performance in a Mirage game. Many have thought that a level this high was unattainable for a Jono member however the man, the myth, the legend of Wakizashi was able to pull it out of the bag.

After this first half performance where only one kill was acquired by Michael, although it should be mentioned this was a kill on his own team mate, JonoEsports was able to comeback and take the victory. Michael even fragging the final opponent to secure the victory.

Michael has since been quoted saying "You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ need me. You can't win without me. " The legend of Mike has been touted as the barometer of the team and his high impact rounds and great, though unorthodox, clutches have made him a vital part of the team.

This photo encapsulates JonoEsports greatest performances with our In Game Leader having his FINEST HOUR.