Welcome™ to SkyTurd™ Enterprises™!

You chosen few™ have been selected to help grow™ the infrastructure of our blooming Company™. Invite as many friends™ as you can to increase the strength™ of our numbers™. Together™, we will begin to infiltrate™ the greatest nations and governments™. Members™ of SkyTurd™ Enterprises™ will recieve incredible™ benefits™ including, but not limited™ to, free* rides on the SkyTurd™ Express™, Free* nights at the SkyTurd™ Hotel™, and as much free* SkyTurd™ merchandise™ as you can carry*!!!