DON'T HIT ON US SILLY NECROMANCERS

Hey we are skeleton gamers.

No we don't have osteoporosis. No we won't make you a ride. No we arent fractured. No we don't go out with fleshy gamers, because they're usually socially retarded and ugly. Yes our boyfriends are Liches, so what? No we won't show you our sternums, so don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ask.

And finally.

Yes, we do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ exist, so stop saying otherwise. And we enjoy games (SPOOK HORROR) just as much as men.


THE RIDE NEVER ENDS