PRAISE BE TO THE THREE-EYED HORSE GOD

COME ALL YE STRONG, COME ALL YE FAST, AND ALL YE FEARFUL. COME SURVIVORS AND KILLERS ALIKE AND REJOICE IN THE SIGHT OF OUR SAVIOR THE HORSE GOD, FOREVER MAY HE NEIGH. PUT ASIDE YOUR SALT. YOUR DECISIVE STRIKE AND YOUR BBQ AND CHILI. FOR WE ARE ALL SIMPLY SACRIFICES IN THE EYES OF THE HORSE GOD. MAY THE BLOOD RUN FREE TO SATISFY OUR GREAT LORD'S NEEDS. MAY WE ALL BOW AT HIS HOOVES AND BE GIFTED THE SIGHT OF HIS THIRD EYE.