Смейся, боль!

We be the Smiling Masochist Pirates!
Our tenets are as follows...

Ye shall not bow down to the satanic idols and pleasures of this world
Ye shall value freedom against satanic oppression, fleeing from such things
Ye shall fight against thyself and thy passions firstly, and bring thy body under control
Ye shall be joyous constantly, never giving in to dejection and misery
Ye shall always smile!