PROTECTORATES OF THE SACRED SCRUMPY!

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In days long past, life was simple. Men were strong, and drinks stronger. Chief among these drinks was THE SCRUMPY --A delicious, applely brew and formidable weapon. Though much peace was had, historians would falsely label those times "The Dark Ages."

Scrumpy has long since fallen out of use, replaced by such crutch tools as "blades" and "explosives." Well no longer! NO LONGER WE SAY!

The Scrumpy Brothre-hoode of Old has new life-blood, steered by a new generation of liquor-lovers and scrumpy-savorers now know as the Coalition of Authenticated Scrumpyknights .

GO FORTH BRAVE KNIGHTS

What is this "Scrumpy?"
The ScrumpyKnight Cry