THEY HURT

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BRING ME BLOOD

OR BERNIE SANDERS

If you're reading this message with your singular eye and have received a shiny digital invite, it means you are one of the first to join the exclusive, soon-to-be-infamous {CasK} group! :D

Furthermore, if you are one of the first 5 (five) people to join our merry little band, you can claim A COMPLIMENTARY, ONE-OF-A-KIND BOTTLE of {CasK} OFFICIAL SCRUMPY at the time of your knighting!

Official indoctrinations will usually take place on Friday evenings in the xTcR trade_minecraft_neon_v53 server (IP: 66.85.177.13:27015). Shoot either me or Cart a message to let us know when you're available.
(Knighting of new members is a cool event for the community as a whole, so we'll try to crowd as many onlookers as we can into the server!)

Your friend in scrump,
MassArchitect