WHY??????!!!!!!!

I believe that zombies can be our friends if we trust them. I believe that unicorns are bad, but only if they are. I believe that Donald Trump doesn't intend to win presidency. I believe that clouds taste like ice cream. I believe gays are ok, but that their female counterparts are inferior to me in every way. (Just kidding women, I'm better than everyone.) I believe Bill Nye is a russian spy, however smart he is. I believe Malcolm Soto is a trans because of his readiness to accuse Austin of being one. I believe that poor people, as drugged up as they are, are better than the rich.