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Story time📕sisters💁‍♀️so like basically I was at the mall, shopping 🛍 🛒 for food 🥘 when I go in the meat 🥩 isle and see a pack of minced meat 🍖🤤 I’m not into beastiality🐐🤮but like I got the biggest, most throbbing erection that I’ve ever had 🍆to that cow 🐄 meat 🥩🤤

I looked left👀 and right👀no one was there. I created the glory hole 🕳 in which I would put my penis🍆. I entered my penis🍆 in the meat🥩 and started thrusting, slowly at first and gradually faster. I was reaching my climax💦 when suddenly, the store 🏬 manager👤 walked🚶‍♂️ in the isle and saw me😳 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the meat😨😱

I am now in the back of a police👮car🚙 and am on my way to jail. So apparently, public masturbation is >illegal< smh 🤦‍♂️ these people. Any advice for what to do next??? Thanks 🙏

♥♥♥ u no it dint

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