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Don’t be mistaken by our whimsical and welcoming appearance; we are a group of competitive gamers. Civilization isn’t merely a competition between friends- it’s a complex and intricate turn based strategy game in which we - the players - come to understand, identify with, and defend our respective civs. Each of us has received training that puts us above the average Civilization player. Our skill is superior to a degree almost comical. While other players may learn the basics of each civ, we can truly become one with them.

Quinn perfected the art of hesitancy after repeated readings of Hamlet; he has mastered the art of taking sudden, blistering inaction. His relative complacency and mild mannered attitude has set him apart from common players who grow defensive quickly.

Quinn’s complacency however is worn down by Karl # 2 and Mitchell’s ability to stretch a turn, no matter how simple, in a fifteen-minute affair of nitpicking. By the end of it even the best of players are groaning for them to “hurry the ♥♥♥♥ up” and “get on with it” but both men know that it’s disguised admiration.

Karl #1 however has developed a method to disrupt the aforementioned meandering turns. With a subtle mysticism that builds from naught to an intolerable noise, he sings his Siren’s song; desk tapping, 80s ballad humming, beatboxing and finger-snapping; thereby distracting and disrupting his enemies.

Finally, Rhiannon deceives her opponents by leading their minds astray. She makes them forget about her, most notably by not speaking. Her motto reflects the chilling reality of her methods of war: “The most dangerous enemy is the one you don’t know is there.” She strikes when least expected.