This group is exclusively for people who's name begins with J.

***If your name does not begin with J, please skip ahead to the section of this article that was made just for you and consider getting a name change.***

If your name does begin with J, welcome, this group was created just for you. As you may know, J is the best letter of the alphabet, so obviously we are the best people out there. This group is meant to celebrate and commemorate all those great men and women out on Steam who's name starts with J.

Requirements for joining:
1. Your first, middle, or last name begins with the letter J. That's it really.

***For people who's name does not begin with J***

Unfortunately for you, you are inferior to us. You understandably may be skeptical about this proven fact. However, over the years I have found many scientific evidences that prove this. Allow me to go over them:

1. People who's names begin with J are found to be more physically attractive. An experiment was done in which twenty people were lined up and one-hundred people voted on who they thought was the most physically attractive. The one person who's name began with J got all one-hundred votes.
2. People who's names begin with J are physically stronger in every way. It has been found that one person who's name begins with J can successfully fight eighteen people who's names do not begin with J.
3. People who's names begin with J are smarter. The average person who's name begins with J are around two-hundred IQ points above people who's name does not begin with J.

You are probably re-thinking your entire life at this moment. All you have to do in order to become more physically attractive, stronger, or smarter is legally change your name. It's that easy.