Don't let the 3D womens take what's rightfully your own.

Have you ever wondered whatever happened to that perfect hoodie?
Did you also happen to be dating an irl girl at the time?

10 bucks says she took that hoodie and ran for the hills.
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COMPLETELY true and honest statistics show that 152% of women are only after you for your hoodies. They see you on the street and think to themselves "damn, that's a mighty fine looking hoodie, i've gotta get my filthy thotty 3D claws on that fine piece of clothing".

They'll feign interest, and when you're vulnerable, they strike.


"Holy christ Shady, you're right! How do i defend my hoodies from 3D irl thot women?"
Do not fret my brothers/sisters, for that's what this group is here for. We defend our own from the growing evil that is Hoodie Theft.
You will learn the tactics of thine enemy, while also learning strategies and methods on keeping your collection of fine garments safe.

This is a VERY SERIOUS group pertaining to a VERY SERIOUS problem.
There is NO WAY that any sort of SILLINESS or SATIRE is happening and will not be tolerated.
Do you think I'M PLAYING~?!