Join for goats and grassy meadows

Hello fellow goat lovers, we gather here today for one reason:
To praise goats. Please purchase the Holy book of the Goat, the BAAAAH, where the man "Bob" (labelled as a Moderator below) preaches the word of the great goats

We are first and foremost devoted to praising our goat overlords, readying ourselves for the goat takeover to occur in the year 2042, however, the goat following had to start from somewhere, but with small beginnings grow a great group. Remember to invite all your goat loving friends, remain active in the forum discussions if you wish, and invite your friends to spread the love of goats.

As I stated above, all groups started from somewhere, the goat praisers are a not for profit group however with donations great expansion can occur, and those who are good to their goat overlords, leaving blessings and giving a gift can mean a promotion to a higher rank in the goat praising squad. Of course we highly consider all applications, you have to meet with the founders consent and rules, but here are our ranks. For Moderator a holy donation of steam items worth of $5, these typically being case keys from CS:GO or TF2 ,and for Officer/Administrator a donation of an item of $40 is required, these typically being, again items in TF2 or CS:GO. If you wish to be seen by other goat lovers as on of the leading founders and members of the goat community, who strive for the livelihood of ourselves, the praisers and goats themselves, an entire TF2 backpack page of Unusuals and earbuds onto the ground, spill a drop of your blood onto the backpack with a goatly ritual knife, screaming take me into the night goatfathers, take me into the goatly night and plunge thy hoof into my soul
It is a far cry of a goatly call, I know but it is essential and is the rite of initation into the upper ranks of goatlihood.

However a place in goat heaven is reserved for all members of the group, higher respect from fellow goat praisers, and goat gods and fathers themselves will be earned by being active in the group, inviting your friends, etc.

Place your prayers in the comments below and bring life to our discussions!
Invite your goat loving friends!

Goatly council:
Priests:
Father McGee
Medium Pizzadude
Head Crie
Lady Herdier
Salt the Cripple

Preachers:
Bob the guy who made that book
James the Midget, the other guy who really wanted mod.


Remember 2042

Founders note: We, as the founders of the group are well aware of the blemish on our page that is the spelling error in the title, yes, I was young and foolish in the creation of this title however nothing is perfect in this world and that acceptance is part of the goat religion, accepting that nothing is perfect, even goats, but realising that goats are certainly the wisest and most worth praising. Thank you.
-Crie and Mcgee



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