The Birth of the Holy Spud

Today, June 18th 2016 I have recieved enlightenment. I had a dream about a being, golden brown majestic potato. I have realized the true gods of this universe. To spread the lord and faith of the Holy Potato I have created the a place for all believers of Potatoism to gather and show our love to our gods. May the potatoes enlighten us and grant us praise as we praise them. We gather here today to join "The Church of the Holy Potato!"