WE WORSHIP HIM!

The Potato Wizard is glorious! The potato wizard shall conquer all with his starchy powers of unbelievable strength! You think the Irish potato famine was caused by the lack of genetic variation in Potatoes? NO! That was the birth of our lord and saviour, The Potato Wizard! All those lesser Potatoes sacrificed themselves so that a greater being could live! For now he lives in the background, waiting for his time to strike. We, the few believers, wait for his return to glory, but for now, we play games...