NO SHORT PPL!!!111

THERE WAS ONCE A DOG WHO LICKED GLASS, AND THEN HE WAS ANGRY AT THE GLASS BECAUSE IT WAS CLEAN AND NO LONGER SQUEKED WITH JOY THIS HE WAS UPSET AND PUNCHED THE OLD MAN WITH A WOODEN JAW WHO SPOKE OF TIMES OF OLD WHEN THE OLD PEOPLE ATE CHICKEN FROM THE FEET OF POOR PEOPLE AND TESTED THEM FOR IQ OF OVER 50000