PICKLE RICKERS

Morty.
Morty!
Hey, Mooorty!
Morty, the garage, Morty. Come to the garage!
Morty?
On my work bench, Morty.
Flip the pickle over.
Come on, flip the pickle, Morty. You're not gonna regret it. The payoff is huge.
I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! Boom! Big reveal: I'm a pickle. What do you think about that? I turned myself into a pickle! W-what are you just staring at me for, bro. I turned myself into a pickle, Morty!
"And"? What more do you want tacked on to this? I turned myself into a pickle, and 9/11 was an inside job?
Who cares, Morty? Global acts of terrorism happen every day. Uh, here's something that's never happened before: I'm a pickle. I'm Pickle Rick!