Fan group dedicated to THE GREATEST KF2 player

Petri has a long history with KF2 and he has unparalleled aim with perks such as Gunslinger and Commando. He seems to dislike chaotic games and encourages his disciples to follow the Holy Trinity in KF2. (GS+COM+SS)

He's a staunch conservative lane-holder and never seems to lose his lane by being overrun with zeds (only being held back by his mortal teammates in pub HOE-games).

Controlled Difficulty/ HoE+/ HoE veteran.

He's rumored to be Finnish, but he has never said a single Finnish word in game. I've verified this information myself by infiltrating games with different usernames and kept harassing him with Finnish words.
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Our petri, Who art in KF2,
Hallowed be Thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come.
Thy Will be done, in Hell as it is on earth.

Give us this match our daily zed extensions.
And forgive us our trespasses in your lane,
as we forgive those who trespass in our lanes.
And lead us not into temptation,
but carry us to Victory. Amen.
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Glory be to Tripwire,
and to petri,
and to the Holy Trinity.
As it was in the beginning,
is now, and ever shall be,
10 Waves, HoE.
Amen.
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Hail petri,
Full of Grace,
Tripwire Interactive is with thee.
Blessed art thou among gamers
Holy petri,
Divine Gamer,
pray for us sinners now,
and at the hour of our squad wipe.
Amen.
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"Please don't kill trash here in zedtime, or I can't extend zedtime for you"
-Inspirational quote to boost the team morale by Lord petri, telling for his mortal teammates to fallback behind his glorious leadership. 5/5/2023

Shortly followed by this citation:
"I'm tired of these motherfu**ing scrakes on this motherfu**ing lane"

Indirectly instructing his team to pick up either a Sharpshooter or a Gunslinger role to deal with the hostile big zeds. And miraculously a Sharpshooter player joined the match of "Spillway" not a second or two after.
Truly a guiding hand we all need. And definitely the one that which of us mortals don't deserve.
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Like Jesus sacrificed His life away on the cross (oops wrong religion), petri too sacrificed away the sole role of the chosen one *Commando* for a newbie to learn His ways. This did not end well however, because the Commando wasn't following the Gospel of petri.
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On the battlefield of "Nuked" petri inspired his team to get a grip and rallied his men around him by the following citation:
"push your own lane, not mine"

These are the words He heeded to His followers, implying to stop worrying about his godly-self and us focusing on our mortal lives by holding our puny lanes.
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It was also today (5/5/2023) when we learnt that we followers should enjoy the beverage of "Iisalmi Pale Ale" by Olvi and listen to Synthwave to not stray away from the path of salvation. And to keep creating and extending our zedtime.
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