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CALL TO ACTION: Fight for The Law

2 June - [CERB] ChillaryClinton | 0 Comments

Lawrence "The Law" sure struck it big, earning his way into a deserving 3.6 mil schmackers. Only to find that his big mama Krystal wasn't so much of a gem. She snapped up his CERB voucher and signed it knowing that it was rightfully his by way of natural virtuous purchase at the kwiki mart.

May it be his fault for living in the Peg? Perhaps.
But he is known to us all and more than most embodies the spirit of the 306 and the heart of a CERB warrior.

So I call on you as men in service of the way of CERB justice to right this indignant act and take action in the most direct way possible. On the first dawn of the new year we shall take the voucher forthwith and hastily use whiteout to correct the annals of history. Should this not work, we throw it in the wooshing machine. If The Law can't have it... no one can!

BREAKING NEWS: Former CERBGAMER wanted by local authorities over an attack at the Jolly Roger Offsale

30 June, 2024 - EL BANDITO | 1 Comments

It has come to our attention that previous honor member and gamer Skylar ACROSSTHEMOUNTAIN, aka Lil Hutch, is being sought after by the police following his attack on the non gaming community the previous night.

Reports by the trustworthy local garbage disposal news network states that Skylar used his One Piece branded katana from the Victoria Square Cutting Edge store to cut off the hand of the victim. Whenever or not the injury resulted in blood being sprayed everywhere like in Kill Bill has not been determined.

The victim has been subsequently given a chainsaw to replace his missing arm so he can star in the next Evil Dead movie.

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EL BANDITO

15 Jun, 2024 @ 5:28am

The white man thinking he can just barge in our little sanctuary and colonize it. He doesn't realize has no jurisdiction outside of his little town.

Also my aunt is going to be rollin' into the rec center later and she does tarot card readings, mood rings and paintings. I know times are tough, but if you have a little bit of your cheques left make sure you stop by and say hi. We'll also have chips and pop too courtesy of the Friends Convenience Store located on Broad Street, and Cree Land Mini Mart on Albert.

[CERB] ChillaryClinton

14 Jun, 2024 @ 11:07pm

Friends, forget that last post. A extortionist took over the board. All is well keep rolling that Georgetown Geronimo. Lance is just trying to get you to buy into the idea that paying him for all the copper he took isn't a bad idea.

[CERB] ChillaryClinton

14 Jun, 2024 @ 11:00pm

We have three new rules for our members starting next month:
1. Only smoke the purest weed
2. Only drink the purest water
3. Wear a purity ring (sorry ladies)

EL BANDITO

3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Not only is this hustler double dipping into cerb and furfanity commission money, but i have confirmed reports from our investigative journalists that he's also taken up a part time gig begging outside of a tim hortons.

[CERB] ChillaryClinton

1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:33pm

just found out that one of the cerb hustlers been spending our ill gottem profits on furry porn, ordinarily i would be mad at this kind of embezzlement were it not for his commisions showing up in the steam sticker shop