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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris is the only one who can kick you in the back of the face.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.

The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.