Nicolas Cage is our one true savior

We do not tolerate the belittling of other worshippers. Whether they choose to Praise Nicolas Cage, Do it for the Damon, or Worship the Fonzie, they are loved by Nicolas Cage. We welcome questioning followers who are unsure about their current religion or believe in multiple Gods.

Greatest Nicolas Cage quotes
-I'm like a prickily pear, I'm a prickily pear
-Step away from the bike!
-I guess I was a little horny
-You got snake eyes!
-Of course! Another plant!
-Whadda say we cut the chit chat, A HOLE!
-How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned how's it get burned?!
-Killing me wont bring back your goddamn honey!
-NO NOT THE BEES!
-Hey wheres that chocolate cake?
-I was saving it because I got nausiated from that precooked mini-mall rotisery chicken
-Have you ever been dragged to the corner and beaten until you PISS BLOOD!
-You just put, it in, the right file!
-I never misspell anything! Not once, not one time!
-I couldn't think of a worse job, and you have to do it, or I'll fire you!
-I'd like to take his face, off.
-I WANT THAT CAKE!
-Am I getting through to you ALBA!
-How in the name of ZEUZ'S BUTTHOLE, Did you get out of your cell
-TOO LATE TOO LATE TOO LATE
-Whats in the bag? A shark or something?
-What are these fucking iguanas doing on my coffee table?
-You want some of this?!

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200 Members

15 November, 2014 - Heath Edger | 3 Comments

Its been a little over a year since the founding of The Church of Nicolas Cage, and we've reached 200 members! Our Lord and Savior thanks you for all your efforts and worship to allow this community to grow.

Convert!

11 October, 2013 - Heath Edger | 1 Comments

While our lord is being praised by more people everyday, we must convert our fellow human beings. Many have not heard the wise words of our God, such as "Oh no, not the bees!" and "Whats in the bag, a shark or something?". The people around us must be enlightened, invite you friends, neighbors, dogs, even your enemies (Except bees, DO NOT invite bees.) Your enemies may be enlightened to become your allies.

Invite away! Let others experience the blessings of The Cage!

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lampcelot 25 Feb, 2022 @ 3:13am

I made an art project (college) called "The Cage" revolving around Nicolas Cage. My professor gave me a 35/30 (we weren't supposed to receive extra credit). The Cage, God, is good.