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On the block with my Glock
Walk and talk in my Crocs
Rock and roll, I'm on patrol
Who are you? I don't know
Ammo dump into your soul
Camo'd up, out of control
Don't give a ♥♥♥♥ in Mossy Oak
[Verse 1]
Woke up again today
With no missions and zero strength
I don't know how to play
And I don't want to anyway
Need to delete this game
And go back to another save
[Verse 2]
But my hard drive's ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Zero charisma, zero luck
I don't have any skills
Or the XP to fix my build
[Verse 3]
The simulation's ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Everything and everybody sucks
NPCs hate my guts
I wanna quit, want to log off
I'm not having any fun
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢷⣶⣤⣌⡙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⠄⢀⣨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⡿⠛⠉⠈⢹⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠂⢠⣼⣿⣿⣷⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡀⠄⠄⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⣿⢻⣿⣿⣟⠙⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⡃⠄⠄⠄⠄
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢰⣯⣯⣭⣿⣿⣆⠄⠄⠛⠙⣏⣸⣿⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠉⠉⢻⣿⠄⠄⢸⣿⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⢠⣿⠂⠄⠄⠸⠦⠈⠙⠛⢿⣿⣷⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠄⡸⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⢀⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠄⠈⠿⣿⣿⡿⠃⣰⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠛⠿⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⢤⣤⣀⡀⠈⠄⠄⢻⣧⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⣴⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⠛⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄