ABOUT Naggles

Every Naggle is the Head Naggle in Charge!

You can be the wackest player and still be a straight raw Naggle. You can be the best player and never be enough Naggle for a Naggle. You got to just be Naggle here. We're not really based in Mexico, Chichuahua, Saucillo but it sounds Naggle-enough to represent it so we going to do that for about one week (Naggle time). The current image representing the Naggles was based on a google image search for Naggle. It looks Naggle till we go official with an official Naggle logo. Any Naggles for that?

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11 January, 2010 - NgCOCKFIGHT λ | 0 Comments

A Dark Carnival story (Pretty Naggle).

Here's something pretty Naggle. It really ain't about winning or losing. It's about respect. That's Naggle. A mate and I were playing a game and the other team kept losing mates. The server prefixes our country code in brackets to our handles so I got [US] and my mate got [RU]. The other team starts filling up with [FR]. So it seems my friend and I and two pubs are going against a team. The game is tight.

Our two other pubs were [AU] and [FR]. We're kicking ass but the game can go either way to be honest. We had about a 500 point lead when we get to the finale. One mistake on our end and the game can be in the bag for the other team. The player from AU had to leave. A friend of mines from the US joined. When we start off in the saferoom my boy from RU is switched over. We now have two FR mates. It's about to get Naggle.

We asked kindly that the one new mate switch back to their team or leave. We wanted our mate back. One of the FR players on our side got ridiculously retarded and started cursing his brains out. The other mate seemed to be a rider of the first. I called a vote to kick the guy and it got denied. So let's get Naggle. Remember. All we had to do was make that one grand mistake to lose the game. But it's not about winning or losing to a Naggle. It's about respect (always, Naggle time).

So, my boy and I did the next best thing. We made the game miserable for our mates. We did that with an incap to them both and some fireworks up the anus for good measure. We didn't even start the finale yet. They went from tough guys to cry babies in about the time it took for them to go from incap to death. That's Naggle. You want to screw up the game just don't do it with a Naggle on the server. You might not like the results.

So it ain't about winning or losing and we still won the game in the end. That's amazingly Naggle.

FAQs version 1.

8 January, 2010 - NgCOCKFIGHT λ | 0 Comments

Q. What do I have to do to become a Naggle?
A. You need to be born Naggle. You can not be made Naggle (although some people are known to have a sleeper Naggle in them). No matter though, to roll with the group you need to already be Naggle. No exceptions.

Q. How do I represent being a Naggle?
A. You do it in the real world when you open your eyes. You do it to the sandman when your eyes are closed. A Naggle is a Naggle is a Naggle tags or no tags. If you Naggle, you already representing it. No proof necessary.

Q. But how do I represent being in the group?
A. Be Naggle.

Q. What in the Fox News is Naggle?
A. Naggles don't watch Fox News.

Q. Why was the Naggles steam group put together?
A. The Naggles are a special group. When you open up your buddy/group interface, consider the Naggles group to be the best friends of your best friends. Every real Naggle gets along just tight with any real Naggle. No assembly required.

Q. Is the Naggles a clan?
A. Nah, that's just homosexual. We're not a crew, group, posse or clique. We're not e-gangsta like that. Just a hive-minded group of individuals all on the same page most of the time. We click out the gate. That's Naggle.

Q. If I'm in the Naggles do I need to leave my clan?
A. Homosexuals are to be treated as equals at all times. You are free to join all the clans you want.

Q. What position do I assume in the group?
A. You are made officer upon acception to the Naggles. Naggles are not crabs. Every Naggle is the head Naggle in charge. You are free to reign supreme as we are all to be treated as equals here 24/7. That's Naggle.

Q. Do I need to be a Rockstar?
A. A rockstar Naggle and that's about it. A real Naggle is a master of adaptation. A real Naggle should rather laugh-and-lose and make a good game out of a bad one than cry-and-win making a good game bad. Pretty simple stuff.

Q. Can I cuss and be vulgar and disrespect?
A. You can be vulgar and cuss till your lungs pop as long as you do not repeatedly disrespect the current hive mind at work. A Naggle understands this. If you need clarification just ask a Naggle.

Theres more to come but this is a rough draft of version 1 of our FAQs. All Naggles are free to clear up some misunderstandings here if necessary. A Naggles input is always welcome!