http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNgWQfOd-1M

Lyrics :
My ♥♥♥♥ cost a late night fee

Your ♥♥♥♥ got the HIV

My ♥♥♥♥ plays on the double feature screen

Your ♥♥♥♥ went straight to DVD



My ♥♥♥♥- bigger than a bridge

Your ♥♥♥♥ look like a little kid's

My ♥♥♥♥- large like the Chargers, the whole team

Your ♥♥♥♥ look like you fourteen



My ♥♥♥♥- locked in a cage, right

Your ♥♥♥♥ suffer from stage fright

My ♥♥♥♥- so hot, it's stolen

Your ♥♥♥♥ look like Gary Coleman



My ♥♥♥♥- pink and big

Your ♥♥♥♥ stinks like ♥♥♥♥

My ♥♥♥♥ got a Caesar do,

Your ♥♥♥♥ needs a tweezer, dude



My ♥♥♥♥ is like super size

Your ♥♥♥♥ look like two fries

My ♥♥♥♥- more mass than the Earth

Your ♥♥♥♥- half staff, it needs work



My ♥♥♥♥- been there done that

Your ♥♥♥♥ sits there with dunce cap

My ♥♥♥♥- V.I.P.

Your ♥♥♥♥ needs I.D.



It's time that we let the world know

Dude, you gotta let your girl go

D.S. is the best in the business

P.S. we got ♥♥♥♥♥ like Jesus



It's time that we let the world know

Dude, you gotta let your girl go

D.S. is the best in the business

P.S. we got ♥♥♥♥♥ like Jesus



My ♥♥♥♥ need no introduction

Your ♥♥♥♥ don't even function

My ♥♥♥♥ served a whole lunch-in

Your ♥♥♥♥- it look like a munchkin



My ♥♥♥♥- size of a pumpkin

Your ♥♥♥♥ look like Macaulay Culkin

My ♥♥♥♥- good good lovin'

Your ♥♥♥♥- good for nothin'



My ♥♥♥♥ bench pressed 350

Your ♥♥♥♥ couldn't shoplift at Thrifty

My ♥♥♥♥- pretty damn skimpy

Your ♥♥♥♥- hungry as a hippie



My ♥♥♥♥ don't fit down the chimney

Your ♥♥♥♥ is like a kid from the Philippines

My ♥♥♥♥ is like an M16

Your ♥♥♥♥- broken vending machine



My ♥♥♥♥ parts the seas

Your ♥♥♥♥ farts and queefs

My ♥♥♥♥- rumble in the jungle

Your ♥♥♥♥ got touched by your uncle



My ♥♥♥♥ goes to yoga

Your ♥♥♥♥- fruit roll-up

My ♥♥♥♥- grade-A beef

Your ♥♥♥♥- Mayday geek



My ♥♥♥♥- sick and dangerous

Your ♥♥♥♥- quick and painless

My ♥♥♥♥- 'nuff said.

Your ♥♥♥♥ loves Fred



It's time that we let the world know

Dude, you gotta let your girl go

D.S. is the best in the business

P.S. we got ♥♥♥♥♥ like Jesus



It's time that we let the world know

Dude, you gotta let your girl go

D.S. is the best in the business

P.S. we got ♥♥♥♥♥ like Jesus