MONBOL GANG PRESENT

Word has reached the King-Secretary that our brave comrades in the mighty nation of Western Sahara are under brutal assault by the vile forces of Morocco, a nation known for its dastardly atrocities and accursed support for the forces of Republicans and Capitalists. We will not stand by while valiant allies are attacked, and thus a detachment of the Royal Red Army recently embarked and is now en route to aid the Western Saharan Special Forces in their desperate defence of their home and freedom. Comrades everywhere may be assured of success, for the feeble Moroccan cowards must surely be blown away like so much sand before the passage of our glorious armies.

Long live the King-Secretary!