so it was a summers moring about 12 o'clock the sun woke me up that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sun, i was hungry and i went into the kitchen and saw a packet of golden crumpets i went an put 3 in the toaster and well i waited for them to cook i looked at the packed and saw that random crumpet guy so i named him crumpetman lol and after they where cook i put jam on them then i went a player css my name back then was emperor_nick for that is my msn adress i thought to mysleft hmmm crumpetman thats a kul name so i change my name to that and that is the remarkable story on how one mane went on a dangerious indever into the kicthen to seck some food and found a legscy the legacy of the CrumpetMan!!!! and that concluds my sotry the end

mmmmmm crumpets with jam