My deduction skills as a detective tell me you have quite possibly never had sex.

Oh, minecrap! I cannot wait to play minecrap! Do you know what my favorite thing to do is, in minecrap? I love building bricks with minecrap. Building bricks with minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days, it's because they like to build brown bricks with minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of minecrap?