MELONS! IT IS TIME! About one year ago, crazy fun turned into glorious botherhood as the Cult of the Melon Overlord was born. Some of you have been with us since the first week, and some may have joined within the past month, but all are respected as cultists! So go on, play TTT on Ski Resort, find our god, and most of all, WORSHIP HIM MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE!

My dear fellow cultists. We have reached the glorious number of 200 followers. It is my honor to congratulate all of you on this momentous day. This is going to be a long shot but let us shoot for 500 members by next year! Also remember that tomorrow is the cults anniversary where two men were enlightened and formed this cult. Congratulations to all of you.

Dearest brothers and sisters, it is my duty to inform you of a heretic in our wonderful cult. Just recently, a brother of ours, Harvest, created his own group, with his own god, defying and forsaking our Holy Melon Overlord. His herecy shall not go unpunished. Due to his glaring mistakes, I took it upon my self to create an inquisition. A Melon Inquisition. The herecy shall be scorched from this planet, to make way for a new age, an Age of Melon. Join me, and we can watch it burn together.

Dear fellow Cultist,
As of late, several of the leaders of this holy cult have begun playing Warframe again, myself included. As such, we have made a Cult of the Melon Overlord clan. If you play Warframe, feel free to message me as Gingernator4000 and ask to join. If you don't, then I advise to get it, as it is very fun to play.
For the glory of the Melon

I don't know why I have not thought of this before but if you play SMITE, comment below telling your IGN and I will invite you to the SMITE clan. If you also want to play some games with me in SMITE just add me because I accept all friend requests. Would really enjoy to play with you guys and see you in the clan.


IGN: BiCurious