Material Girls

Leonardo DiCaprio presently looks like a grizzled old prospector who mines for gold exclusively in the vaginas of 20-year-old models, but it works for him. Recently, he left a club with twenty women. Twenty. That’s forty breasts. Now, according to Star (via BroBible) Rihanna has declared DiCaprio “the best she ever had.”

Their chemistry is off the charts. Rihanna loves Leo’s attitude about life, and he thinks her laid-back demeanor is irresistably sexy. She says he’s the best she ever had.

That makes sense. He was in Titanic; he learned how to go down long ago. But this is hardly a case of the pair finding love in a hopeless place. This is strictly casual, according to Us Weekly.

DiCaprio had his eye on Rihanna s far back as May 2009. During a night out with friends at L.A. club Villa, he stared at the beauty “for an hour,” says an eyewitness, even asking the DJ to move his equipment out of the way so as not to obstruct his view. They flirted again at the Coachella music festival in 2011. By then, they were “party friends,” shares an insider. “They’ve rocked in the same room a lot.” Notes the friend: “Leo’s had her to his house for get-togethers.”

To ring in 2015, they brought the fun to the beaches of sunny St. Bart’s. Using their respective crews as cover, they hung together all week. “Rihanna is sexy, and they have a connectin,” says a DiCaprio source. “She’s the kind of girl to keep you on your toes — smart and a little unpredictable.”

“Neither one is looking to make this anything more than fun,” explains a source. “He’s into her, and they’re enjoying it.” Two free spirits, they are not the types to commit. DiCaprio, off to shoot The Revenant in Atlanta in February, has blamed his work schedule for his long list of failed affairs. And Rihanna, says a source, dumped ex Drake when he started taking about buying a ring. “This,” says the insider, “is a no strings kind of deal.”

Pretty people banging each other in pretty places. That’s the magic of Hollywood.

By Courtney Enlow