> When CS:GO matchmaking becomes too easy

...seriously


1.) You must have 1v5'd at least ten rounds per game given the opportunity.
2.) You must have an overall K/D ratio of 13.37
3.) You must have over 1,000 hours of CS:GO
4.) Your most played map must be Dust 2.
5.) You must brag about your ESEA rank in matchmaking.
6.) You have your own autoexec file.
7.) You watch pro streamers just to make fun of them because you know that you are a better player. You just haven't found a reliable team yet.
8.) You used to be Global Elite before the update, you swear.
9.) You have never played a hostage map and never will.
10.) You frequently press your inspect key.
11.) You own at least three Razer products.




1.) You never buy for anyone on your team because you KNOW you win these.
2.) You make sure to bait someone every round because you want to achieve another easy 30 bomb.
3.) You live by at least one of the following slogans: "Skins = win" or "Skintimidation"
4.) You never have time to take a break from matchmaking, so you eat while you're dead (which is never).
5.) You don't believe that at least one person on CT side should buy a kit on pistol.
6.) Voice_enable 0 is always on because you don't believe in your team... like ever.
7.) You have no idea how to use an M4A4.
8.) You are very confident. You don't hold angles, you push them.
9.) Every death of yours (which never really happens anyway), you blame it on FPS drops, lag, or 64 tick because you're used to 128 tick servers.
10.) You are a stoner, weeaboo, fluent in Ebonics, rager, frequent soundboard user, or that one person that hits accept at the last second.



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