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The Dark Times
All the world was filled with darkness, and even the souls of the innocent were threatened by it;
The Dark Times were a time when the world never went anywhere; no improvements were made in anything. You see, every year the world would loop back to the moment Man Myth tried to become a human. All that could be done was by the millions of souls that Man Myth created. Most of these souls, having had no experience actually being in a creature, were dumb, and didn't learn anything in this very, very long period. One special soul, Gay Fish, who was the very first gay, did. You see he had a special interaction with Man Myth, and he learned a lot in that short period with Man Myth. He learned how to learn. Thus, through this long period that was the Dark Times, he learned by observing his surroundings. He learned everything about the universe and all about the elements of darkness. One day, he discovered something amazing. He saw the world Man Myth created. He lurked around that world for over a million years, learning everything about it. Over time he learned how Man Myth created the humans. Sadly, he couldn't insert himself into a creature, he tried over and over again. But then by some miracle, possibly the great Man Myth was watching over him, he was teleported into a human. He could leave this copse as he wished to go wonder the universe and learn some more about it. And that he did. He learned everything about the darkness that filled the universe. One day, he learned the one thing that would engrave his name in this book. He discovered light. He was overcome with a great feeling of something greater, something amazing. And then that moment, it came to him. There is something that could be made, something holy. It would take him a while to figure it out, but he believed he could do it.
It did take him a while; it took him a long while. But one day he went into his human self, and suddenly he was locked into him, he couldn't leave. He didn't know at the time, but this actually a divine gift. This was the last piece to the puzzle.
Gay Fish was to lay there for years. He didn't know what to do. Finally one day, he felt motivated to try just once more. He tried to create light. He stood up proudly and claimed, "LET THERE BE LIGHT! AND POTATOES!" And suddenly there was light across the whole world. It was a beautiful sight. A field of potatoes spawned in front of him. He in good spirit, decided to hold a giant banquet, to celebrate this glorious occasion, this was appropriately dubbed, The First Supper.