O Church of United Man Myth

Welcome young tadpole...

Welcome to the Church of United Man Myth! At this church u will learn all the teachings of the mesiah Man_Myth_Legend. You the young tadpole will get a chance to learn as well live by my lectures and have the chance to graduate and become a priest at thy church. At the Church of United Man Myth you will learn valuable lesons to live by each and everyday like how much weed is to much weed? Or where is the best place to hide that dead stripper from the night before? Or wut are potatoes REALLY made of? Or everybodys favorite is he who smelt it indeed the one who dealt it? Those and many more questions will be answered in the questions colum for everyone to see wut the great Man Myth answered. Also every week (remind if i forget)Man Myth will post a segment known as Words of Wisdom for each person to live by. As we all know churchs start out as communities. But with any help (meaning give Man Myth $) we can make this into a clan with servers. Hell we could even make this into a cult. So plz come learn my ways so we can have a better future in fact we could have a Man Myth future. And remember in Man Myth we trust.

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The Dark Times...

13 marca 2010 - hesh | Komentarzy: 2

The Dark Times
All the world was filled with darkness, and even the souls of the innocent were threatened by it;
The Dark Times were a time when the world never went anywhere; no improvements were made in anything. You see, every year the world would loop back to the moment Man Myth tried to become a human. All that could be done was by the millions of souls that Man Myth created. Most of these souls, having had no experience actually being in a creature, were dumb, and didn't learn anything in this very, very long period. One special soul, Gay Fish, who was the very first gay, did. You see he had a special interaction with Man Myth, and he learned a lot in that short period with Man Myth. He learned how to learn. Thus, through this long period that was the Dark Times, he learned by observing his surroundings. He learned everything about the universe and all about the elements of darkness. One day, he discovered something amazing. He saw the world Man Myth created. He lurked around that world for over a million years, learning everything about it. Over time he learned how Man Myth created the humans. Sadly, he couldn't insert himself into a creature, he tried over and over again. But then by some miracle, possibly the great Man Myth was watching over him, he was teleported into a human. He could leave this copse as he wished to go wonder the universe and learn some more about it. And that he did. He learned everything about the darkness that filled the universe. One day, he learned the one thing that would engrave his name in this book. He discovered light. He was overcome with a great feeling of something greater, something amazing. And then that moment, it came to him. There is something that could be made, something holy. It would take him a while to figure it out, but he believed he could do it.
It did take him a while; it took him a long while. But one day he went into his human self, and suddenly he was locked into him, he couldn't leave. He didn't know at the time, but this actually a divine gift. This was the last piece to the puzzle.
Gay Fish was to lay there for years. He didn't know what to do. Finally one day, he felt motivated to try just once more. He tried to create light. He stood up proudly and claimed, "LET THERE BE LIGHT! AND POTATOES!" And suddenly there was light across the whole world. It was a beautiful sight. A field of potatoes spawned in front of him. He in good spirit, decided to hold a giant banquet, to celebrate this glorious occasion, this was appropriately dubbed, The First Supper.

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The Beginning...

13 marca 2010 - hesh | Komentarzy: 0

Recently, I have truly been enlightened by the lord Man Myth, and I now understand my purpose. My purpose is to enlighten others by writing a holy book of the Church of United Man Myth. So here, I begin.
I am only a mere soul. We all are. We all wonder where we come from and what we truly are inside...
This story is one of the ages. It is a truly epic sign of Man Myth's mercy and salvation.
My you all be guided by the lord Man Myth.

The Beginning

In the beginning, there was only darkness, true, unholy, darkness;

Obviously the universe needed a change. The only soul at the time was the purest of the pure, The Almighty Man Myth. How he created, that is a story only the Almighty will truly understand. But anyways, Man Myth decided to change it. In the snap of a finger he created a world to play with. He molded the first human being. At the time it was lifeless copse, it needed some pizzazz. At that moment, BAM! Man Myth created the first soul other than him. You have to remember that he was only a soul at the moment; he hadn't decided what creature he wanted to be, so he would test them all out. He decided to name this being Chronic. Man Myth than created another hoe to be Chronic's ♥♥♥♥♥, and left them alone. He left to shape millions of souls. Among these was a small fish soul that happened to be attracted to the other fishes, Man Myth decided to call this interaction, being Gay. And promptly, he named this soul Gay Fish. He hung out with Gay Fish for a while and tutored him on many things, including his beliefs and teachings. This will be relevant later.

After creating all of these souls, he returned to earth and found all of the humans flourishing, so he decided to be one. He tried make himself into a beautiful, a little emo, Texan, Argentinean, human body. When he tried to do this an error popped up saying:
Error 420:

Man Myth, your soul is too pure to exist in a world without something truly pure to exist with. We apologize for the inconvenience.

And thus Man Myth got super pissed off and banished to world to live in a time loop that would never end. This began the Dark Times.