I will be writting a detailed monkey book soon, but until then I will list what you need to know.

1st. The universe was made and is still in the making by the Leprechaun god Osar.

2nd. I am the cult leader of this group and I am also a prophet.

3rd. Vantorin is my right hand man and is the one who shall lead us on an exodus.

4th. You can't scientificly prove our god wrong therfore it is true.

5th. Show peace and compassion to all of your brothers, but show no mercy to those who oppose us.

Welcome New Members!
You are probably wondering why I made this group if you want the funny reason, then it's because I was bored, but if you want the real reason then I am making this kind of as a joke kind of like the giant speghetti monster, but with a twist. If you want to enlighten your friends remember to invite them, in the teachings of our holy book it tells us that God was not an old man with a beard, but a short Irish man with a beard, and the only thing that he left us on this mortal realm was this picture that I use as the holy symbol for this Church.