To quote the infamous Bloodninja: aight, I put on my robe & wizard hat...

We are an invite-only guild, and everyone is invited. Join, today!

Disclaimer: the Wizengamot is not affiliated with, nor is it responsible for, the content of the sites and pages of the Illamanati, or any associations, congregations, and/or schools which provide for the education and/or integration of llamas slash alpacas into Human society. We do not promote their activity.


"Welcome to the Wizengamot,

You are now a wizard, the most unknown wizard of the world.
You have no friends, forever alone, wizarding under the rain, snow or other various environments.

No matter who you are, you want and WILL be the biggest and the most popular wizard of the Wizengamot.

You shall face the adversity of the others wizards, the ones that zig-zag, the ones that DUI, the one that sleep.

You will (and won’t have choice) to start with the most rusty and crappy wand you’ll ever see, the one that smell the 'after-party', the wand that smell a mix of alcohol and rust.
You always have to start somewhere, eh?

Then you’ll become slowly but surely the best wizard out there, with your own wand, leather handle, made of memory foam. The top notch wand.

You’ll slowly make friends, more than that simple gamer who block your vision like a hockey player in front of the net. You’ll slowly learn their tastes, where do they usually go, what they wear and much more.

This group is more than a simple wizard simulator. It will get you very emotional. You will have to take heartbreaking choice--should you take this detour and deceive your viewers for not seeing a squirting show due to water main breaks? This group is going to be tough on your mind, but very enjoyable on the outcome.

This is the most deep and biggest simulator you will ever play in your entire life.
It will make you thinking about a career change, and you will never see your social environment the same way after.

Have an happy journey with the Wizengamot and be ready for the adventure of your life!"


"Becoming a wizard, witch or necromancer is a lifetime goal and should not be taken lightly. To become a wizard you first must understand what the word 'wizard' means to you, and how your new role will affect your studies and practice of magic. This website will give you the tools you need to begin your journey by providing books, free articles, free eBooks, magical items for sales, blogs and more. Our site will serve as a portal for those who are serious and devoted to becoming a real life wizard, witch, necromancer or druid. [...]To think like a wizard, witch or necromancer - we recommend you read our book The Guide To Becoming A Real Wizard, Witch Or Necromancer, sold both online and offline. Once you understand the basic methods to accomplishing magical enlightenment and generating Mana, you will be ready to start your quest."

Spellcasting 101 (video)
Non-wizards combating: Inspector Gadget versus :fat: Leroy Jenkins (video)
Wizards combating (video)