ATTENTION ALL LONELY HOUSEWIFES - READ BELOW

We have one mission and one mission only - to please every MILF known to humanity.

Are you a horny teenage girl? Get the fuck out.
We only take fertile WOMEN with jugs packed full of milk.

Criteria to join:
- Must be over 40 years old.
- Must have visible abdominal muscles.
- Must be fully endowed below the belt.
- Must work construction.
- Must not be Asian or Indian (arabians are fine).
- Must have a thirst for bimbo pussy and CRAFT BEER.
- Must be biologically male (dykes will be killed on sight).

If you meet all of the requirements, please contact our leader, Dr. Bicycle "Mr. StinkFist" Johnson M.D (gynecologist) for further inquiries.

Thank you,
LADY PLEASERS WORLDWIDE LTD.

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