Observing stupidity from our porches.

Why are you going backwards, the saferoom is this way!

I can spawn in finales? That's fantastic! I can only spawn 1 mile away? What kind of child came up with that retarded idea?

Ok, I haven't played in 3 months. How many things have been removed from the game in the latest cfg with a dumb name?

I think your Shift key is broken Billy, you've been walking for about 10 minutes now.

There's a hunter coming straight for you, Edward. Try taking 2 steps to the left instead of waving your elbows in the air like an epileptic.

2v2? What is that, some kind of fruity ritual?

You won a plushie? Call me back when you win a grown-up toy.

Whaddya mean I can't park the tank?

They're just some weakass zombies, where are your balls? You've been walking back and forth in that doorway for 20 minutes now.

Gregory, why are you sweating? This is a scrimmage. Nothing happens if you lose. Quit being such a ♥♥♥♥♥.

Mumble? Why would I use that communist ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

What are my rates? I don't know, I set them correctly 3 years ago while everyone else spent that time researching how to make them worse.

L4D2? Never heard of it.