Here you will find the instructions to become one with the Great Kryvalness

Fear not, because Kryvaali will show you the way.
To become one with the Kryvaali, you must first accept Kryvaali as your true and only lord and saviour.
Do not be afraid, because the Kryvaali will accept you as you are forthcoming.
In the end of days, there will be the Kryvalization. If you have accepted Kryvaali, you will be saved and redeemed.
Leave all your earthly belongings, because Kryvaali has it all.
You will find true answers in the Book of Kryval.
"I shall report you" - Book of the Kryval, chapter 3:14.
"nekllu has no walls" - Book of the Kryval, chapter 1:16.
"WHY U BEY?" - Cyrillic Kryvalian IV, in the beginning of time.
"Your mother and I were in a sexual intercourse last night" - Young Kryvalian, Book of the Kryvals, chapter 6:9.
"raborted" Scriptures of the angry Kryvalian 14:2.
"For sure, I was the first one to be crouching" Wild Young Kryvalian, Book of the Kryval 0-0-7.
"You shall taketh my AK" Wild Young Kryvalian, Book of the Kryval 4:7.

To prepare your body with the coming of Kryval, you must use the settings of kryvaali.cfg. This being the way, you will truly master the Kryvaali.