*****ATTENTION*****

Jordan is a neanderthal and so are we.

ENTRY 1:
As I write this Jordan is currently being chewed out by his mom right now. His story was also shared with me today. A couple of days ago, he was willing to suck penis for $5000 CAD.
(Jan 15, 2018)

ENTRY 2:
Today we got donged in the StarLadder Qualifier. That is OK because right after we donged some other team in a PUG on Mirage.
(May 31, 2019)

ENTRY 3:
This is us[cdn.discordapp.com] when Kim explains things to us. Actually unreal. I mean I'm JUST barely drunk enough to tell you this....
(February 28, 2020)

ENTRY 4:
"Games today boyos?"
- Jordan
(August 26, 2020)

ENTRY 5:
Today, Jordan was the recipient of a participation medal[streamable.com] from Valve. However, some things are not as they seem.
(August 26, 2020)

ENTRY 6:
Today, Kevin got his salad tossed (ass ate). The experience was almost religious in nature, described Kevin, who at the time was completely new to the experience physically, but had been playing with the idea mentally.

“There, peeping among the cloud-wrack above a dark tower high up in the mountains, Sam saw a white star twinkle for a while. The beauty of it smote his heart, as he looked up out of the forsaken land, and hope returned to him. For like a shaft, clear and cold, the thought pierced him that in the end the Shadow was only a small and passing thing: there was light and high beauty for ever beyond its reach.”
- J.R.R. Tolkien
- Kevin
(September 20, 2020)