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HAY U GUYS I AM MAGA OWNADE! IS HERE STORY OF 1 BOY AND MANY UDER MANS TO TRYUMF OVR TEH CSS AND DIABLO 2 AND USWESTS WARLD.

Once apon a time, there lived a warrior. This warrior was said to be so great, so powerful, that his gear was hacked. but den when i showd dem my gear in trade screen, dey r lik "♥♥♥♥♥, wtf i can afrod sum o dat gear, cept ur 5bo red; dat ♥♥♥♥♥ gg and expsenisve." i often replied "see dat ♥♥♥♥ dawg i'm gfg skillz not gg gears; cept my 5bo red - dat ♥♥♥♥♥ wakc." and i gots lots of respect for bein top10 bvc uswest even doh most my gear is bad; cept my 5bo red. and den i wins d2 community and get plenty of sojs !
And thus, by means of eliminating Baal and his minions, E P I C
Paulo(*oluaP@uswest) was named and crowned a Patriarch. den all da hos wanted 2 b wif him but hes like "naw hos naw, no ho can satisfy me, i'm da best bvc in teh uswests."
And so lives the legend of 'Paulo, godlike BvC of uswests"