Monkeys Unite!

A long far ago, in a galaxy time, time away; There were three primates who set out to change the entire galaxy and prevent the farther use of 1337 speak, effectively h@xxing those buggers 4evers. However, they became sidetracked with the demise of the 'lol-ers' and several of their recruits were banised the the nether realms of Detroit, Michigan. This also gave rise to the epic Unix Wars that eliminated every OS distribution within a 500e9 picometer radius of the jungle they were currently inhabiting. Dozens of discs were destroyed during the fallout. This incited the creation of the mini-series "red vs blue" and therefore the phrase 'blue-tard'. Many egos were destroyed during the consumption of the substances that made me post all this.

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