mmmmyes. Anyway, I'm doing a parody of "Handlebars" by Flobots.
Jacob agreed to record it.
(If anyone would do a vid for it, that'd be nice too...)

----I can buy my nades while I am moving----
Original Song: Flobots
Effed-Up version: DEIN FÜHRER, Jesus <3

I can buy my nades while I am moving
while I am moving
while I am moving

I can buy my nades while I am moving
while I am moving
while I am moving

Look at me, look at me!
Deaglin' noobs like its 'sposed to be
ALLRIGHT!
I am rank one
on the server, soon I'll be

I will become NUMBER ONE.
I can own all the n00bz in CS
I can awp people with no scope
and almost always headshot them

I can own with the shotty in office
ask someone playin, they'll be pissed.
I know all the glitches in assault
and how to do a bunny hop

Me and my clan like to glock noobs
me and my clan wrote tutorials
and guess how pro it looks
I pwn at cs, can't even cook

I like to knife noobs in the back
noobs in the back
noobs in the back

and I like to help do a good team-stack
a good team-stack
a good team-stack

Look at me, look at me
Just opened Steam and it's good to be
ALIVE
In this game world
all curled up with my USP

I can get enough money for a para
I can make a living off of gaming
I can get a KDR of sixty-four
to two, cause I wasn't looking

I can make up brand new HAX >:O!
I can make awp skins and survive
those admin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I know how to own a clan
and you know that I can make you join
casuals, pros, and hardcores

Me and my clan understand the future
We see the strings that control the web
I'll go to Asia to buy CS:Online
cuz I'm the biggest nerd in the game
nerd in the game
nerd in the game

but I beat the guys at Turtle Rock
at Turtle Rock
at Turtle Rock

Look at me, look at me,
ownin and I won't STOP.
And it feels so good to be
Right up there on top
my score is epic
my awp loaded
my dualies blazin
my pwn is pure

I can hand out a million auto snipers
or leave them all bleeding from a knife
Have 'em all runnin' 'bout in noclip
Have 'em all runnin' from my Sig

I can get anyone banned
just cause they killed me
I can abuse admin all I want
cause I own the freaking server

I have a million pros under me
pros under me
pros under me

and I can end CS with a single key
with a single key
with a single key
with a single key
with a single key
with a single key

I can buy my nades while I am moving
while I am moving
while I am moving

I can buy my nades while I am moving
while I am moving
while I am moving


...mkay. I'm done.