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You mess with the best, you DIE like the rest

We take pride in our gaming juice which varies but our most popular choices are those that provide substantial health benefits such as Pomegranate, Blueberry, Açaí, Yerba Mate', and Mangosteen to name a few. The juices have been proven to provide better reaction times and accuracy in FPS's, increased cognitive brain function in RTS's, and increased levels of alertness and endurance in MMO's. It keeps our eyes and brain focused throughout our gaming sessions, while providing a healthy alternative from the boring, mainstream drinks such as Mountain Dew or Monster Energy. Wouldn't you rather have a more potent, delicious, and all natural substitute? How about an ingredient that is so natural that it is proven by NASA it first came to Earth by means of meteorites? In chat would you rather say, "brb guys gonna go grab some mt dew", or, "brb guys, gotta go grab my RAGE meteorite juice.” ? Would a chick rather date a guy that drinks caffeinated piss water, (such as Mt Dew or Monster) or purified, all natural, liquid meteorite? In the future Night Hawk hopes to launch his own gaming juice line, which would be available online, and at your friendly neighborhood grocer.

The first of these products would be his famous RAGE drink, which consists of a highly effective yet all natural energy and alertness booster. In a nutshell, this drink works because of the ingredient xanthic acid, or, Xanthine. Xanthine is a purine base found in most human body tissues and fluids and in other organisms. However, people with the rare genetic disorder xanthinuria lack sufficient xanthine oxidase and cannot convert xanthine to uric acid. A number of stimulants are derived from xanthine, including caffeine and theobromine. Studies reported in 2008, based on 12C/13C isotopic ratios of organic compounds found in the Murchison meteorite, suggested that xanthine and related chemicals, including the RNA component uracil, were formed extraterrestrially. In fact, in August 2011, a report, based on NASA studies with meteorites found on Earth, was published suggesting xanthine and related organic molecules, including the DNA and RNA components adenine and guanine, were made in outer space. Also, derivatives of xanthine, known collectively as xanthines, are a group of alkaloids commonly used for their effects as mild stimulants and as bronchodilators, notably in treating the symptoms of asthma.

If you are a young gamer and your mother will not let you buy RAGE, you can scientifically tell her that RAGE could very well cure your asthma, and it is multiple times cheaper than any medication, and most likely with 0 side effects. Let’s face it, how much of a fail would it be if you got knifed, ganked, head shotted, etc. just because you had to take your hands off the keyboard or mouse to take a huff of your inhaler? Yea, I would rather just drink RAGE instead.

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/solarsystem/features/dna-meteorites.html

http://www.pnas.org/content/early/2011/08/10/1106493108
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