bang me like you bang your bongos

kate upton is my gf, snoop dogg is my papi, and Rosa Parks is my mommy. I was born with autism in a small town called Jamaica. All I remember was the dr (Mr. Marley) his name was forcing my mommy to push me out. All i could see was my papi smokin a doobie with Mr. Marley. I was born and my papi blew that dank og kush in my face. I then got put into a kush coma for my autism. My papi rolls doobies more then he rolls his cinnamon rolls. My mommy she was really looked down on. She ended up moving to the back of the bus after she sang a song. Now I am 16 and roll my own doobies. Thank you papi for teaching me. I have a nice ride dude that Kate really likes. This is my life, WELCOME.

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my new gf :)

9 July, 2016 - ee | 0 Comments

i made this video in dedication to my new gf... kate left me for justin verlander a while ago and ive been furiously masturbating to my new gf every day since.

enjoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s8S0_DunO0

please help?!?

11 June, 2016 - ee | 1 Comments

hello i dont know if steven likes men but he was in the bathroom looking at shirtless pics of danny devito and andre the giant and now im worried for his safety...? i dont want my little stevie roberto collins to be influenced by these works of satan. he needs to repent for his sins so god wont reign down his holy wrath against this small child.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9Absy9dgXA

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eamandi 23 Feb, 2016 @ 10:13am

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eamandi 11 Feb, 2016 @ 10:29am

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