[h1][b] Hail Mother Russia and Sunshine Flutterspy! Welcome to the Pony Party! Friendship is Magic! مرحبا بكم في حزب المهر! الصداقة هو السحر! [/b] [/h1] (Imagine a horse here).

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We fund any and all dictators of Greenland, Canada, and/or Switzerland. Just don't be a poopyhead. That's mean.

In 2014, a crack commie unit was sent to Egypt by a military court for a crime they may have committed. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Nigerian underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem... if no one else can help... and if you can find them... maybe you can hire... The Communist Pony Finnish Society of Awesome.

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If my projections are correct, we will have the largest Steam group in exactly 6 hours and .85 minutes.

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