Don't @ me.

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YOU READY FOR THE QUOKKA INVASION, BRAH? I'M DOWN AND GAME, PAT READY FOR THE DAY THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CUTE BASTARD'S BUSTIN' DOWN MY DOOR, TAKING ALL MY PROVOLONE CHEESE. WHEN THOSE MAYANS WEREN'T RIPPING OUT HEARTS OR TALKING ABOUT THE RISE OF SKYNET, THEY WERE PREDICTING THE END OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WORLD, WHICH IS QUOKKAMANIA 1993, BRAH. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A QUOKKA IS? YOU DO AND YOU DON'T KNOW IF THEY LIKE PROVOLONE? WELL, SQUELCHY LITTLE WORM BRAH, HERE'S YOUR TOOL AND LIFE BLOOD TO SOLVE ALL THE PROBLEMS AFFECTING A MODERN WORLD. IT'S CALLED GOOGLE, PRETTY BOY (or girl, quokkas are equal opportunity), USE IT! THEY BITE OFF EARS, AND THEY'RE READY TO COME AROUND YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD, READY TO BUST UP YOUR SHIZWAZZ IN A WAY YOU'D NEVER EXPECT!

All I wanted to say is quokkas are very cute ;3. If you don't know what a quokka is, they will brighten your day.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSn8Go_UIo5wVduVmGtJr41p0R4e0uFXE6L2IayTza95JdBTUP8kA

You know what they say. "A smile a day keeps the doctor away". It's the only way to repel those filthy devils from injecting me with 15 pounds of Robitussin or whatever it is they do when I'm sedated...

HES AMAZING!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=igQlbesF0zA

https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/3/3/261598/full.png HE KNOWS WE ARE, BECAUSE WE ARE! HE KNOWS! YOU KNOW! I KNOW! WE ALL KNOW!