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In the Year of 2090, the rulers of this planet devised the ultimate plan. They would reshape the Future by changing the Past. The plan required something that felt no pity. No pain. No fear. Something unstoppable. They created 'KENNY'.

In the future, ζ•Λﻛ, a computer system fights a losing war against the humans who built it and who it nearly exterminated. Just before being destroyed, ζ•Λﻛ sends a Terminator back in time to kill Wild Bob, the mother to all fat bastards, and the Leader of the burger resistance, a traiter to his own kind, a back - stabber in his own right. He was an old terminator model that was sent into the past to take out the burger resistance, but fell short and became consumed with big macs and bacon double cheesburgers, he became a member of the burger resistance and betrayed us all. The terminator can pass for human, is nearly indestructible, and has only one mission, killing Bob. One nub is sent back to protect him from the killing machine. Before ζ•Λﻛ can carry out its mission.

ζ•Λﻛ sent many more of its kind to fight the nub resistance and its numbers are growing.
ζ•Λﻛ is constantly modifying its troops, giving them all the latest windows update, ands are all built in with the highest technology including the AVG anti virus system, free edition, which is sent via satellites from the year 2090.

Sucio became eventually cam face - to - face with the leader of the burger resisnance Wild Bob, he believed that he was giving vital information to the burger resistance, the battle between Bob and Sucio began. Days and days past and there were no signs of either terminator growing tired but Sucio realised that Bob had a big weakness.... he was made in America. With that Sucio grabbed a bacon double cheeseburger and jammed it down Bob metal mouth, he knew as soon as Honky had tasted the bacon double cheeseburger he would grow weak and yearn for more, he then grabbed him by the head as if it where 9/11 and threw him into the world trade centres. Bob emerged from the rubble and tried to crawl his way to a packet of chicken wings on the floor, Sucio quickly foiled Bob's plans of regenerating himself with the chicken wings by stepping on the packet. Honky looked up at Sucio and said ‘How do you resist? How do you resist something so unhealthy and foul.’ Sucio replied ‘I was made in Spain.’ With that Sucio crushed Bob's skull into the ground and a foul smell emerged from his skull and swept the air, it almost resembled the smell of a McDonalds Big Whopper, Sucio became weak and fell to his knees, and a robot tear trickled down his face. He looked up into the sky and asked the robot God ζ•Λﻛ why. how could man make something so foul and pass it off as food. He knew right then that the true weakness of ζ•Λﻛ was fast food, he warned every American built robot to stay away from it, as it interferes with their data.
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