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It's that time of year again folks. All of the little and more than little children and not so children of Hobonia are preparing to make their return to the proper educational facilities.

We here at GHNNN figured this would be a good time to inform the citizens of our glorious nation about something they already know about and don't care to hear any more of. The Hobonian educational system.

The Hobonian Education and Systematicaly Enforced National Unified Teaching System (THESENUTS) was founded almost a lot of years ago today. The goal of THESENUTS was to take the highly, HIGHLY, uneducated masses of Hobonia and give them a proper, fantastic education.

This goal was to be accomplished through the founding of several facilities all around Hobonia.

Firstly, the most common educational facility in Hobonia are the Amateur Learning Emporiums (ALE). This is where the younger Hobonians go to recieve their general education. The ages of students here can range from pretty young to not very young, It is strongly recommended by the Hobonian government that all Hobonians are introduced to ALE at as young of an age as possible. This will ensure that the grow up to be amazingly smart mega geniuses which are a very common sight in Hobonia.

As Chairman Hobo himself said, "Get your youngsters some ALE and they'll live a fantastic life!"

However thise amazingly smart mega geniuses have to get more specialized education somewhere. Thus the Buildings for Really Advanced Incredible Nerdiness where built. These are highly specialized facilities in which someone who has completed all of their ALE can go to blossom as the beatiful butterfly they are.

Upon completing their BRAIN, Hobonians are now free to do what they will with their new super brains.

And there you have it, the entire Hobonian Education System.

We hope this helped distract you from the thing this is about.