HEY SLAB!

What the slab did you just slabbing say about me, you little midget? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Thousand Cuts, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Digistruct Peak, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in punch warfare and I’m the top slab in the entire United Slabs armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another bandit. I will wipe you the slab out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Pandora, mark my slabbing words. You think you can get away with saying that slab to me over the Echonet? Think again, skaglick. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Zer0s across Threehorns and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, bandit. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re slabbing dead, kiddo. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Marcus Munitions Fyrestone franchise and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Pandora, you little bullymong. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your slabbing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jackhole. I will slag fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re slabbing dead, coward.